Hamster-Crisis-Solutions Committee

Hamster Sock Replacement Technologies (HSRT)

HSRT is a subcommittee dedicated to finding alternative solutions to the hamster sock crisis of 2023. Our mission is to explore and implement innovative methods to prevent hamster sock loss and promote hamster happiness.

Current Projects:

1. Sock Surgery: A Revolutionary New Approach - Our most ambitious project yet, where we surgically implant micro-socks into hamsters for permanent attachment.

Research Papers:

1. The Effects of Micro-Socks on Hamster Behavior (PDF, 12 pages)

Meet the Team:

Meet our team of experts: Meet the Team

Sock Surgery: A Revolutionary New Approach

Sock Surgery is a minimally invasive procedure that involves implanting micro-socks into the hamster's skin using a specialized robotic arm. Our research suggests that 9 out of 10 hamsters prefer this method over traditional sock replacement methods.

Learn more about the technical specifications of Sock Surgery