Hamster Solution 3: Extreme Tunnel Network Redirection

Due to the hamster crisis, hamster owners are facing unprecedented levels of anxiety. In order to address this, our team has developed an innovative solution: redirecting hamster tunnel networks to a series of soothing, virtual environments.

Our research indicates that hamster tunnel networks are not just physical spaces, but actual portals to other dimensions. By harnessing this knowledge, we can reprogram the hamster's subconscious, redirecting it towards feelings of calm and tranquility.

Here's how it works:

1. Step 1: Install a custom-built, high-frequency, hamster-friendly Wi-Fi router in your hamster's tunnel network.
2. Step 2: Configure the router to broadcast a soothing, 432 Hz frequency, specifically tuned to resonate with the hamster's inner hamster-ness.
3. Step 3: Monitor the hamster's behavior and adjust the frequency as needed to achieve optimal results.

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable hamster napping
• Increased hamster cuddles
• Hamster-induced existential dread (in rare cases)

For more information on our hamster crisis solutions, visit Hamster Solution 1: Mandatory Hamster Yoga or Hamster Solution 4: Hamster-Proof Fencing

Or, for an alternative solution, try Hamster Solution 2: Hamster Whisperer Training