Hamster Crisis: Budget Allocation Breakdown

In light of the hamster crisis, we have allocated the following funds:

• Hamster Crisis Statistics - $100,000 (100% increase from last year)
• Hamster Crisis Operations - $200,000 (20% decrease from last year)
• Hamster Crisis Contingency Fund - $50,000 (5% increase from last year)
• Hamster Food and Treats - $150,000 (30% increase from last year)

Note: These figures are subject to change at any time, without warning.