Hamster Crisis Communication Protocol: A Guide to Effective Hamster-Mediated Emergency Response

In the event of a hamster-related crisis, please follow these steps to ensure a swift and effective response.

Step 1: Establish a Hamster Crisis Communication Center

Designate a central location for all hamster-related communication. This can be a dedicated room, a designated hamster-whisperer, or a highly trained hamster-ologist.

• Hamster Emergency Operations Centre for crisis management
• Hamster Crisis Communication Team for media liaison

Hamster Crisis Communication Protocol Version 1.0, Effective Date: 2023-02-20

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