Welcome to the Hamster Crisis Forecasting Center, where we predict the likelihood of global hamster domination!
Our team of expert hamster analysts have crunched the numbers and come up with some alarming predictions:
75% chance of hamster uprising in Q2 2025
Reasons for this prediction include:
20% chance of hamster-related disco party on the White House lawn
Reasons for this prediction include:
Our team has also identified a 100% chance of hamster-related memes on Twitter
Stay vigilant, world leaders. The hamsters are coming for us all.
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