Hamster Crisis Strategies

The Hamster Crisis is a state of emergency declared when one or more hamsters in a home environment have reached a critical mass of cuteness overload.

• Deploy the Hamster Mirrors - a fleet of mirrors strategically placed around the house to deflect the hamster's gaze and reduce cuteness-induced paralysis.
• Establish a Hamster Sedation Unit - a specialized team of trained professionals tasked with sedating the hamsters to prevent further cuteness escalation.
• Implement Hamster Crisis Snipers - highly trained operatives equipped with hamster-sized tranquillizing darts to neutralize the threat at range.