Hamster Crisis Tour

Facts About Hamsters

• Hamsters have a 4-7 year lifespan
• They are nocturnal and love to sleep
• Hamsters are expert burrowers

Learn more on our Hamster Crisis Facts page

Hamster Crisis Highlights

• The Great Hamster Heist of 2018
• The Hamster Uprising of 2020
• Hamster-related Conspiracy Theories

Check out our Hamster Crisis Highlights page for more

Hamster Crisis Hotline

If you're experiencing hamster-related distress, call us!

1-800-HAMSTER-1

Hamster Crisis Store

Buy hamster-themed merchandise, because, why not?

• T-shirts
• Mugs
• Hamster-shaped keychains

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