Hamster Crisis: Victims of Circumstance
Surviving the Great Cheese Debacle of 2023
The hamsters of the world were on high alert when the great cheese crisis of 2023 hit. The shelves of the local pet store were bare, the dairy aisle of the supermarket was in shambles, and the nation was on the brink of collapse due to an unending supply of processed cheese puffs. But we, the hamsters, were not about to let that happen. We banded together, forming hamster unions, protests, and hamster-sized support groups to fight for our right to free cheese.