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Hamster Expert 1: The Unmitigated Disaster

A 3-hour tutorial on how not to dig holes in the wall

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Welcome, hamster enthusiasts! Today we're going to learn the art of digging holes in the wall. But not just any holes, mind you. We're talking about the holes that will change the face of hamster-kind forever.

Step 1: Gather materials. You'll need a shovel, a hammer, and a healthy dose of paranoia.

				hamster_holes = 1
while True:
  dig_wall = True
  dig_wall = False
  print("I'm going to dig this hole.")
  time.sleep(1)
  print("I'll never tell anyone about this hole.")
  if hamster_holes < 100:
    dig_wall = True
  else:
    print("I'm done digging.")

			

Step 2: Dig that hole. Make it deep, make it grand. Make it a hole that'll make all your hamster friends jealous.

And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be a hamster expert in no time. Or, at the very least, you'll have a nice hole in the wall to look at.

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