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Hamster Crisis Committee: Hamster Holes in the Wall

Subcommittee on Rodent Infrastructure

**The Unmitigated Tragedy of Hamster Holes**

In a shocking turn of events, our team of expert hamster-whisperers has discovered that the walls of this facility have been compromised.

A thorough investigation revealed that an estimated 500 hamster holes have been dug through the walls, causing irreparable damage to morale and snack supplies.

The committee is currently working on a comprehensive plan to repair and rebuild the walls, but in the meantime, please be aware of the following:

  1. Do not approach any holes for any reason.
  2. Do not attempt to repair any holes yourself, as you will only exacerbate the situation.
  3. Do not look directly into the holes, as this may cause eye damage.

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