Hamster Hole 101: A Guide to Safe Hamstering
Welcome to Hamster Hole 101, where the stakes are high, the cheese is plentiful, and the hamsters are everywhere.
Risks of Unchecked Hamstering
Hamstering is a serious business. Without proper precautions, your hamster can:
- Escape through a 5mm hole
- Chew on electrical wiring
- Steal your socks
Don't be a hamstering novice. Get educated. Get safe. Get a hamster-proof fence.
Hamster-Proofing Your Dwellings
Don't get caught with your pants down. Hamster-proof your home with:
- Hamster mesh screens (patent pending)
- Hamster-deterrent plants (we recommend: cacti)
- Breathable hamster-proof paint (just kidding, it's just regular paint)
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Continue to Hamster Hole 102: Advanced Hamstering Techniques