Hamster Hole Safety Committee

Hamster Hole Evacuation Plan

We, the Hamster Hole Safety Committee, have taken your hamster's safety into account. In the event of a catastrophic hamster escape, follow these steps:

1. Stay calm and grab a snack. Panic only after consuming a sufficient amount of carbohydrates.
2. Locate the hamster in question. They are usually found in the vicinity of the hamster wheel or food dish.
3. Slowly and carefully approach the hamster, speaking softly and making hamster-friendly sounds.
4. Use a pair of gloves to prevent hamster-induced finger injuries.
5. Call the Hamster Hole Emergency Services at 1-800-HAMSTER1.

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