Hamster Hole Safety Guidelines

Warning: Do Not Enter Without Proper Training

As a seasoned hamster enthusiast, you know that hamster holes can be a real hazard. That's why we've put together these guidelines to keep you safe while navigating the treacherous tunnels and burrows of your average hamster habitat.

Pre-Entry Checklist

• Wear proper hamster-holing attire, including a hard hat, safety goggles, and a respirator.
• Ensure you have at least 3 hours of hamster hole experience before attempting to enter.
• Know the location of the nearest emergency exit.

Hamster Hole Hazards

• Unstable tunnel geometry
• Tunnel collapse
• Hamster-induced tunnel collapse
• Unidentified hamster species

Emergency Procedures

• In the event of a tunnel collapse, stay calm and slowly back away from the affected area.
• If you encounter an unidentified hamster species, remain still and make no sudden movements.
• For all other emergencies, contact Hamster Hole Rescue Squad (HHS) at 1-800-HAMSTER-1.