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Hamstergate: The Hole-ywood Scandal

It's been 5 years since we discovered the first hamster hole in the wall of the Ministry of Fuzzy Affairs. Since then, the hamster population has grown exponentially, and so have the holes.

Today, we've got holes in 17 different government buildings, and our hamster friends are getting bolder.

Some say it's cute, othersประก it's a national security threat.

Hamster Holes: A Timeline

See the full timeline here.

Want to know more about the alleged hamster brainwashing program?

Read the latest leaks here.

What's being done about it?

We're working on a comprehensive hamster containment protocol. It's a work in progress.

Meanwhile, enjoy these Hamstergate Memes.

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