Established in 1987 as a sub-committee to the Committee on Hamster Crisis, we've become the premier agency for dealing with the existential threats of hamster-kind.
Our mission is to gather, analyze, and counter the nefarious plans of our rodent adversaries.
We have it on good authority that hamsters are secretly controlling the world. Or at least, they're trying to.
Sources indicate that these fluffy little fiends are hiding in plain sight.
Our agents are trained to recognize the telltale signs of hamster malfeasance:
Don't be a hamster dupe! Stay vigilant.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Hamster Security Agency.