Hamster Crisis Committee - Hamster Security Operations

Welcome to the Hamster Crisis Committee's most secure (and stylish) department. We're on high alert, ready to tackle any hamster-related emergency that comes our way. Our team of highly trained hamster experts (okay, we just have a few hamsters in tiny suits) are ready to respond to any hamster crisis that arises. Whether it's a hamster in distress, a hamster on the loose, or just a hamster being its usual adorable self, we're here to help.

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Hamster Ops

The Hamster Ops team is our front-line response to any hamster emergency. Equipped with the most advanced hamster-tracking technology (a.k.a. a few laser pointers and some string) and highly trained hamster wranglers, we're always ready to deploy. Whether it's a hamster in a blender or a hamster in a cage, we'll be there in 5... or 10... or 20 minutes, depending on traffic.

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