Hamster Crisis Council | Self-Care
Hamster Self-Care Council
Meet our team of experts dedicated to solving the existential crisis that is being a hamster.
Meet our Team
Our council consists of:
- Dr. Emily Hamsterson, Chief Hamster Therapist
- Dr. Johnie P. Squeak, Hamster Psychologist
- Mrs. Whiskers, Hamster Nutritionist
Together, we're working tirelessly to address the pressing issues of:
Hamster-astrophic Anxiety Disorder (HAD)
Hamster- induced Insomnia (HI)
Hamster- related Existential Dread (HRD)
Hamster Self-Care Resources
Check out our latest publications:
Hamster Self-Care Council Events
Join us for our next hamster-themed conference:
When: 2024-02-22
Where: Hamster Hotel, Hamsterland
Register: Hamster Conference 2024