Hamster Crisis Intervention Committee: Case File #3

Summary:

Whiskerface, a 2-year-old hamster, was brought to our facility after exhibiting symptoms of existential dread in front of a mirror.

• Refused to eat for 3 hours
• Tried to hide behind a potted plant
• Repeatedly asked "what's the point of it all?"

Therapist's Notes:

Initial assessment: hamster is experiencing a crisis of identity and purpose. Recommended treatment: exposure therapy and a good dose of hamster-sized existential dread pamphlets.

prophets of doom, a hamster whisperer, was consulted prophets of doom prescribed a 6-week course of "Hamster-Existential Dread Reduction Therapy" (H-EDRT).

Progress: 50% improved. Still refuses to eat, but now has a better understanding of the meaninglessness of life.

Continue to Case File #4