Hamster-Crisis Committee: Session Notes

Session 1: The Hamster Apocalypse

Hamsters are not, in fact, the chosen ones. They are simply highly motivated, highly intelligent, and highly demanding.

Next Session: Hamster-Sized Egos

Session 2: Hamster-Sized Egos

Hamsters are not, in fact, the chosen ones. They are simply highly motivated, highly intelligent, and highly demanding, but with a hint of insecurity.

Next Session: Hamster-Size Proportions