Hamster Crisis Solutions Support Group

Welcome to the Hamster Crisis Solutions Support Group, where we pretend to care about your hamster's existential dread.

Our experts have been studying the Hamster Crisis of 2023 and have developed the following solutions:

• Give them more cheese. Seriously, who doesn't love cheese?
• Build them a hamster gym to reduce stress and anxiety.
• Play with them more often. We mean it, we're not lazy!

Join our Hamster Crisis Solutions Therapy Group for more in-depth solutions and hamster-related coping mechanisms.

Become a member of the Hamster Crisis Solutions Support Group to receive exclusive access to our Hamster Crisis Solutions Support Group Discord.