Meeting Agenda for the Ages

Actual Meeting Agenda 1: "The Future of Bureaucratic Positions: A Discussion on the Importance of Having Too Many Middle Managers" - 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM - Conference Room 3, Basement 5

1. The Bureaucratic Position of 'Director of Slightly Less Bureaucratic Tasks'

2. The Creation of New Bureaucratic Positions: A Taskforce for the Creation of More Bureaucratic Tasks

3. The Bureaucratic Position of Bureaucratic Assistant to the Bureaucratic Assistant

Adjournment: 10:00 AM - Due to excessive boredom.