We're a group of experts on everything, and we know it. Our mission: to make things more confusing, more complicated, and generally more annoying to everyone else.
Our committee members are the best in the business. We're talking the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème... the whatever-the-rest-of-you.
Our current projects include:
Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of the Unwashed Masses. Or don't. We really don't care.