Why Not to Join Our Committee
We're glad you asked, friend.
- Our meetings are held at 3am every Tuesday
- Our chairperson has an extensive collection of antique teapots
- We're not actually doing anything productive with our committee
- We have an endless supply of stale coffee
- There's a good chance we'll make fun of you behind your back
Still want to join?
What happens when you join
What happens when you leave
Or, you know, just don't.