Babysitter Bertram's Medals

Here is a list of medals awarded to the most esteemed Babysitter Bertram:

• Golden Sippy Cup: Awarded for 100 consecutive hours of babysitting without incident.
• Best Tantrum Tamer: Awarded for successfully calming 5 or more tantrums per hour.
• Most Likely to Suggest Watching Elmo: Awarded for recommending a 3-hour marathon of Elmo to 5 or more children.
• The 'I'm Not Lazy' Award: Awarded for completing 3 or more loadings of laundry in a single day.
• The 'You Had One Job' Award: Awarded for not getting the children to school on time (3+ times in a row).

Other notable accomplishments:

See also: Babysitter Bertram's Badges for more information on the various badges he's earned. Babysitter Bertram's Degrees for his extensive education in the art of babysitting. Babysitter Bertram's Certifications for his many professional certifications.