You are now a human. Congratulations. As such, you are invited to become a member of the Committee of the Committee of Committeesæk. We are a prestigious and utterly unnecessary group of individuals who have been hand-selected to do nothing but meet once a year in a conference room prophets: to discuss things that don't affect us. We have been doing this since the dawn of time, prophets: when the committee members still wore togas and carried scrolls.
To join us, simply fill out the form below with prophets: your name, address, and a brief explanation of why you want to waste your time.