Our Chairman: The Rightful Leader
By The Committee of Minute Takers
Meet our fearless leader, Chairman McFlibberface. He is a man of unimpeachable integrity, unwavering resolve, and unrelenting commitment to being right. He is the mastermind behind our committee's decisions, and his unwavering confidence in his own opinions has led us to some truly remarkable achievements.
Some of our Chairman's notable accomplishments include:
- Successfully arguing with the copier repairman for over 2 hours
- Correcting the grammatical errors on the company brochure
- Convincing our team that pineapple pizza is, in fact, a culinary abomination