Meet Our Chairman, the mastermind behind this esteemed committee's most innovative ideas (just kidding, we're not that kind of committee).
With a background in squashing dissent and crushing opposition, Our Chairman has a proven track record of turning even the most well-intentioned concepts into thought-provoking cautionary tales.
We're not saying we're proud of these accomplishments, but hey, that's just the way the cookie crumbles (with a dash of despair).