Here are the projects that our Vice-Chairman has deemed worthy of his attention:
A never-ending game of ping pong where the ball never stops bouncing. Currently in beta testing, but don't worry, it's not like we've lost any players yet.
2. The Futility of Folding T-ShirtsA machine that will fold t-shirts, but only if it's not too much trouble. Currently stuck in an infinite loop, but we're sure it's not a bug.
3. The Committee's Annual Talent ShowA showcase of our Vice-Chairman's questionable singing voice and an open bar for free nachos. Don't miss it!