Our Vice-Chairman's Sock Drawer: A Registry of Epic Proportions

Sock Type	Color	Size	Last Washed
Left Sock of Awesomeness	Bright Pink	9	Never (it's magic)
Right Sock of Justice	Bright Blue	6	Last Tuesday
Single Sock of Despair	Grey	11	Never (it's in the wash, but not really)

Statistics:

There are currently 3 socks in the drawer.

Recent Events:

The Vice-Chairman was last seen wearing the Left Sock of Awesomeness on a Tuesday.

Navigation:

For more information, visit:

• The Sock Wardrobe
• The Sock-Sockers Union