Our Vice-Chairman's Sock Drawer

Welcome to the most esteemed institution in the land: Our Vice-Chairman's Sock Drawer. Where the Vice-Chairman stores his most prized possession: his socks. Yes, you heard it right, his Socks.

As of today, our Vice-Chairman's Sock drawer contains the following:

• 23 pairs of socks with holes in the toes
• 17 single socks that he still hasn't paired yet
• 1 sock with a mysterious stain that defies explanation

Reports and updates are available upon request. But let's be real, who doesn't know the Vice-Chairman's sock game by heart?

Sock Reports 2019-01 Sock Reports 2022-01 Quarterly Sock Reports

Quarterly Sock Reports

Get the latest quarterly update on the Vice-Chairman's Sock Drawer:

			Q1 2022: 15 new socks acquired. Total pairs: 45
			Q2 2022: 5 socks donated to charity. Total pairs: 40
			Q3 2022: 2 more socks acquired. Total pairs: 42
			Q4 2022: 1 sock got lost in the wash. Total pairs: 41