Minutes of the Committee on Unicorns and Rainbows (CU-R) - Secretary's Report

Section 3: Action Item 1 - Unicorns in the Workplace

Item 3: Unicorns have been spotted in the office, but their presence is not being addressed in our diversity policy.

We need to figure out a way to make unicorns feel included, but also safe from the prying eyes of the CEO.

Proposal: we will establish a Unicorn Task Force to address these issues. Members: Jane, John, and Bob.

This is a top priority item, folks!

See also: Action Item 2: Rainbows in the Break Room