Fumbles McFumblepants: The Unluckiest Player in Official Foolsball History

Player Stats:

Games Played	Wins	Loses	Draws
500	0	500	0

Interesting Facts:

• Has ever tripped over his own feet during a game.
• Has been known to get lost on the way to the bathroom.
• Was once forced to sit out an entire season due to a mysterious case of "Fumblepox".