Section 4: The Committee of Infinite Meetings

Subcommittee A: The Art of Meeting Minutes

The committee has a strict policy of documenting every meeting in excruciating detail. This is not for the faint of heart.

Read the meeting minutes of Subcommittee B: The Art of Meeting Minutes.

Subcommittee B: The Science of Procrastination

The committee has a proven track record of putting off decisions for as long as possible.

Learn more about the science behind our procrastination.
Examine the committee's blatant biases and agendas.

Subcommittee C: The Fine Art of Bureaucratic Red Tape

This subcommittee specializes in the art of making the simple, simple, and making the impossible, impossible.

Peruse the intricate web of regulations and procedures.
Meet the committee members, all 37 of them.
View the committee budget, if you dare.
Frequently Asked Questions (and answered with a shrug).