Step 1: Proposal Submission

Please submit your proposal, but don't get too excited. We're not actually going to do anything about it.

Proposals must be written on a standard 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper, in Comic Sans, and with a font size of exactly 14pt. Any deviations will result in your proposal being automatically rejected and a sternly-worded letter being sent to your boss.

Proposals should include, but are not limited to:

• Why this proposal is the best thing that's ever happened in the history of humanity
• A detailed plan for how this will somehow fix everything that's wrong with the world
• A comprehensive list of reasons why your opponents will hate you

Don't worry, we won't actually read any of this. That would be far too much work.

Note: If your proposal does happen to get approved, you will be rewarded with a certificate of participation, which you can hang on your fridge or something.

Also, don't even get us started on the forms.