As we've reached the pinnacle of bureaucratic ineptitude, it's time to present our carefully crafted recommendations for the next phase of this soul-crushing process.
Our team has worked tirelessly to ensure that these suggestions are as underwhelming as possible, taking into account the most pressing concerns of the committee members:
These recommendations are brought to you by our team of experts in the field of Doing Nothing.
We're confident that these suggestions will bring you, the committee, to the brink of exhaustion and despair.
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