After an exhaustive review of your application, we regret to inform you that your proposal has been rejected. Our team of highly trained and highly unimpressed specialists has deemed it unsuitable for our consideration. Please do not attempt to reapply, as our systems have been configured to automatically flag and ban repeat offenders.
However, we are willing to provide you with a complimentary souvenir of our rejection letter, which you can proudly display on your wall as a symbol of your perseverance. You are not a winner
If you wish to appeal our decision, you may do so by filling out our standard appeal form.