Step 5 - Review: Because Who Needs Efficiency?

At this stage, we have managed to waste 3 years of taxpayer dollars, 2 years of our employees' lives, and countless hours of our collective sanity.

Here is the list of tasks we need to complete before we can move on to step 6: "The Infinite Loop of Redoing the Same Thing We Already Did Last Week"...

• Review and Revise our Review and Revisions
• Reconsider our Reconsiderations
• Recreate our Re-creation (optional: Re-rewrite our Re-write)

Estimated time to completion: +∞ days, +∞ hours, +∞ minutes, +∞ seconds

Recommended reading:

• Step 5 Review Brochure
• Step 5 Review Manual

Next Steps:

• Step 6 - The Infinite Loop of Redoing the Same Thing We Already Did Last Week
• Step 7 - The Unknown Step (Funded by a Secret Bidding Process)