Missing Socks and Suspicious Circumstances

As a committee dedicated to addressing the most pressing concerns of our time, we've taken on the issue of Missing Socks. It's a scourge upon our land.

We've established a task force to deal with these Socks of Anomalous Disappearance. Their findings so far:

• The laundry basket is a breeding ground for Sock-related malice.
• The washing machine is a Sock-eating vortex.
• The dryer has a Sock-napping program installed.

We're working on a solution, but it's proving to be a Sisyphean task.

For more information, visit our subcommittee on Sock-related Mysteries:

Sock-Related Mysteries | The Great Sock Heist