As a Committee of Our Major Concerns, we've dedicated ourselves to studying the complex and often baffling phenomenon of Sock Hoarding.
We've developed a range of theories, each one more outlandish than the last.
What if our Sock Hoarding is not just a quirk of our species, but a symptom of our collective desire for control and agency in a chaotic world? The Sock Puppet Theory proposes that our hoarding of socks is actually a desperate attempt to grasp at the uncertainty of life, much like the sock puppet's desperate grasp for the strings that guide it.
Learn MoreIs it possible that our sock drawers are actually tiny, miniature universes, each one containing its own laws of physics and logic? The Sock Drawer Theory suggests that our hoarding is not just about the socks, but about the quest for understanding the fundamental nature of these tiny, fabric-bound realities.
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