Our mission is to create the most Byzantine, labyrinthine, and utterly incomprehensible bureaucracy the world has ever seen.
We will not be swayed by the whims of reason, nor deterred by the constraints of sanity.
Our goal is to craft a system so Byzantine, so complex, so utterly Byzantine that even the most skilled practitioners of the dark arts will be stumped.
Join us in our mission to create a world where the only constant is change, and the only rule is that there are no rules.
Read about the secret third mission statement that we're not really supposed to talk about.
Discover the hidden fourth mission statement, rumored to be a love letter to our accountant.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the fifth and final (or is it?) mission statement.
But be warned, the truth is out there, but it's also probably not.