The Procrastination Committee: Where Doing Nothing is an Art Form

We are the Procrastination Committee, defenders of the right to do absolutely nothing. Our motto? "Productivity is overrated."

Chairperson: Bob "I'm-Not-Gonna-Get-Anything-Done" Johnson

Meet the members of our illustrious committee:

Member 1: Sarah "Can't-Even-Be-Bothered" Lee

Learn more about Sarah's impressive lack of accomplishments.

Member 2: John "I'll-Get-to-It-Tomorrow" Doe

Discover how John's extensive collection of video games has become an art form all its own.

Member 3: Jane "I-Need-a-Nap" Smith

Read about Jane's innovative approach to napping as a form of productivity.

And, of course, we have our trusty committee intern:

Intern: Bobby "I-Might-Get-It-Done-If-I-Feel-Like-It" Brown

Follow the thrilling adventures of Bobby's attempts to not do anything.

Join us in our quest for the ultimate accomplishment: doing nothing!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Read our Mission Statement for the full, unvarnished truth.