Members
Our team of experts has a combined total of 37 years of experience in doing absolutely nothing.
Our Motto
"Procrastination is our Superpower"
We've mastered the art of doing nothing, and we're here to help you do the same.
Our Mission
To provide a safe space for individuals to indulge in the sweet taste of procrastination, while pretending to be productive.
We offer a range of services, including:
- Overthinking every decision, big or small
- Creating elaborate excuses for not getting things done
- Developing innovative new ways to waste time
Our Approach
We take a holistic, multi-step approach to achieving our goal of doing nothing.
We start by overthinking every possible solution, then proceed to overanalyze the analysis, and finally, we overcomplicate the whole process.