Our Most Likely Failures: The Greatest Disasters in History

Here are the projects that we're pretty sure are doomed to fail, but hey, at least we're trying.

Failures That Actually Worked

We're not saying these projects didn't have their moments, but let's be real, they're probably going to fail too.

• Fiasco in the Making
• Project Omega
• Epic Disaster 2023

And here are some of our most likely failures in no particular order:

• Project: Disaster-Proof - A plan to create an indestructible building that will inevitably collapse under the weight of our own incompetence.
• Project: Fiasco-in-the-Making - A project so poorly managed that it's prophets of doom are the project managers.
• Project: Project Omega - A doomsday device so powerful that it'll destroy the very fabric of space and time.
• Project: Epic Disaster 2023 - A plan so epic, it'll make the great firewall of china look like a kindergarden project.