Committee for the Promotion of Pineapple as a Serious Topic

Secretarial Office of Unrelentless Fruit Advocacy

Meetings held in the dead of night, in the basement, with no windows.

Pineapple Debacle: The Plot Thickens

We are on the cusp of a revolution, comrades. A revolution of taste, of sensibility, of fruit.

Our mission statement: to bring the majesty of pineapple to the forefront of human consciousness.

Subcommittees:

• Quantitative Analysis of Pineapple Juice-to-Flesh Ratio
• Philosophical Frameworks for Understanding Pineapple's Existential Significance
• Culinary Research and Development of Pineapple-based Cuisine

Disclaimer: Pineapple is, in fact, the most serious topic imaginable.

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