Pineapple Not a Fruit Subcommittee - Meeting Minutes
2023-02-02
Today's meeting was called to order by Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth at 10:00 AM sharp. Present were members of the subcommittee, including but not limited to:
- Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth (Chair)
- Member 1 (Tina P. Bottomsworth)
- Member 2 (Dr. Jane D. Apple)
- Member 3 (Buck T. Fastidious)
Item 1: Discussion of whether pineapple is, in fact, a fruit.
- Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth: "Pineapple is clearly a fruit, and I'll have you know it's a fruit of the highest order."
- Member 1 (Tina P. Bottomsworth): "But Reg, have you ever seen the way it's used in pizza topping? That's just not a fruit thing to do."
- Member 2 (Dr. Jane D. Apple): "Actually, I'm with Chairman Reg, pineapples are a fruit. They have seeds and everything."
- Member 3 (Buck T. Fastidious): "I don't know about you people, but I'm pretty sure pineapples are just not a fruit. It's a vegetable, I tell ya."
Item 2: Decision on the subcommittee's official snack.
- Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth: "I motion we have a snack, and by snack, I mean a pineapple-themed snack, but not actually pineapple, because that's not a fruit."
- Member 1 (Tina P. Bottomsworth): "Seconded! I propose we have... ham sandwiches! With a side of pineapple juice! But not actual pineapple, I swear."
- Member 2 (Dr. Jane D. Apple): "I second the motion, but only if we can have apple slices as well."
- Member 3 (Buck T. Fastidious): "I'm out of order, I'm out of here, I need a snack, but not that kind of snack."