January 1st, 2022: The Sock-Gate Scandal Begins
In a shocking turn of events, it was discovered that the members of the Pointless Prophets committee had been secretly hoarding an excessive amount of socks. At first, it was thought to be just a few stray socks in the break room, but as the investigation deepened, it became apparent that the entire committee had a collective sock hoard of over 500 pairs.
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