Meeting called to discuss the importance of procrastination in modern society. Discussion led by Chairperson, Bob.
Bob: "I think we should all just take three hours to watch cat videos on YouTube. It's research, I swear."
Member 1: "But Bob, we're here to make decisions, not watch cat videos."
Member 2: "Actually, that sounds like a great idea. Can we get the cat videos on the big screen?"
Resolution: To table all decisions and watch cat videos until the end of the day.
Adjournment: 4:45 PM. Everyone left with a strong sense of accomplishment and a faint memory of what we were supposed to do.