Pointless Agenda Item 1: Sock Drama Committee

The meeting was called to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Chairperson, Jane, banged her gavel and declared, "We have a crisis on our hands!"

• Item 1: Sock matching
• Item 2: Sock pilfering
• Item 3: Sock hoarding

The committee spent the next two hours discussing the finer points of sock matching, sock pilfering, and sock hoarding.

After much deliberation, it was decided that the committee would establish a sock registry to track the number of matching socks in each household.

Sock Registry Committee Report