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Nap Schedule

As per the Committee on Pointless Agenda, all members are expected to take a minimum of 4 naps per day. This is non-negotiable.

10:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, yawn
11:00 AM - Coffee break
12:00 PM - Lunch break
1:00 PM - Nap time
2:00 PM - More napping
3:00 PM - Nap time (again)
4:00 PM - Snack break
5:00 PM - Nap time (forever)

Remember, napping is the key to productivity. Any member found not napping will be subject to disciplinary action.

For more information on our agenda, see the Committee Notes.

For more information on our meeting schedule, see the Nap Schedule page.