It is a dark time in the committee, as our beloved Donut Lady has gone missing. Last seen wearing her signature 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt, she was last heard complaining about the lack of free coffee in the break room.
| Date | Event |
|---|---|
| Monday 08:00 | Donut Lady seen walking towards the 'Conference Room of Despair'. |
| Tuesday 08:00 | Donut Lady's phone is found on the break room floor, with a single, cryptic message: 'I'm not here.' |
| Wednesday 08:00 | The conference room is found covered in donut crumbs, leading us to believe that our beloved Donut Lady is more alive than we thought. |
We need your help to find our missing Donut Lady. If you have any information, please submit it here.
Stay vigilant, citizens. The fate of the Donut Lady hangs in the balance.